instagrampa: how to excite a large crowd of white people: play don’t stop believin’ by journey
The other, and more important theme of this record, is self discovery and...– Alex Gaskarth (via desperadoesgoingdown)
earthtohazza: “Go to alltimelow.com” they said “Wait a few days.” they said “We’re off Interscope.” they said “Why aren’t you breathing.” they said.
All Time Low: Hi, here's Jack's skunk hair. Oh, and a photo of all of us in suits. Also, check out our website www.alltimelow.com we won't tell you why but there's an awesome mysterious countdown on there. Hang on, we updated it, go back to www.alltimelow.com and check out the new lyrics that are chilling out there. Don't forget that Jack got trending on twitter so now he's recording a video of himself doing the macarena. Yeah, we're releasing a new single. WAIT UP, we've not finished yet, we left Interscope!
Hustlers: *Simultaneous combustion*
So I just noticed that Eli; my fourteen year old brother, is taller than me. By quite a few inches. Really? That’s so unfair.
jack-sparrow: oh right. the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco’s poison.
If anyone complains when the new single comes out
Me: I need you to sign this copy. Customer: For what reason? Are you fucking kidding me? Just sign the damn paper and lets all go on our merry way. Damn it all.
Grant Gustin: I'm vury tiired. I wanna kiss yo face..
The whole Internet community: Please proceed.
I just rented Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol for Jeremy Renner. No regrets.
I hate working as the receptionist. When will they learn that I am just terrible at it?